Here is the news as a poem.

And here is a brief Summary of the news of last week:

                                The TV goes on.

Seven o'clock in the morning, the TV goes on

What was done by bloody ISIS and the Taliban?

What is the news in the Country, where is all the drama?

Are we still a great Republic, or have we King Obama?

And the Supremes up in DC, have they yet decided

If a man can marry his dog and lie down beside it?

Does the GOP still stand tall or has it got the crumbles

As they're misled by the Boner and Senator McMumbles?

Now that Hillary's running does Bill get the dough

What difference does this all make, the question is a bore.

Are the Greeks negotiating the latest EU deal

That wrecks their economy and their deposits steal?

How about our trade bill, do we get to know

What's in it before it passes, besides all the snow?

And the Country, what's the climate, what's with all the rain

If he gets a Nobel Peace Prize will he arm Ukraine?

These are all the essentials covered in the news

Except that Iran is waiting till it gets the nukes.

This was an exceptional week if you are a fag,

And the bonus is the lowering of the Confederate flag.

The news unrolls and it goes on and on and on and on

Even Old Glory is not safe from the likes of Farrakhan.

It's not that I expect less than total Leftist hate

But I am surprised the GOP accepts our fate.