Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Political humor.


This comes from two math teachers with a combined total of 70 years of experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes
100%?
What does it mean
to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving
more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
What
makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little
mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+ 18+11 =
98%

And
K-N-O-W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =
100% 

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =
103% 

AND, look how far
ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 
= 1 18%

So, one can conclude
with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

I've never seen a better explanation than this formula..............
How true it is.

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