A guy was
looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a
girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied, in a loud voice. "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
The girl replied, in a loud voice. "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the
people in the library started staring at the guy, who was deeply embarrassed
and moved to another table.
After a
couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a
laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I
bet you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy responded
in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ..... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT
MUCH!"
All the
people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy
whispered to her: "I study law, and I’m learning how to screw
people."
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