Advice to the panty bomber.
A Nigerian of no name
Tried for a moment of fame
By using attire to set pants afire
To blow up a passenger plane.
His panties got into a bunch
From using an Islamic hunch.
He set off the fuse, but what is the use
If he can’t rape his promised rewards?
The moral of the story is this:
If you can take a good piss,
Be content with that and leave it at that
And give bombing airplanes a miss.
© Geezer Bela in Exile
Dec 29, 2009, Mt
All but commercial use permitted.
This was written after the attempted Christmas bombing. Clearly, I find it incongruous that a young Muslim man would aim for his reward in Islamic Heaven of raping 72 virgins in eternity by first roasting his cajones. Let’s hope he recovers from the ordeal as a punishment for his idiocy and is removed from the gene pool.
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