Texan humor.

A Texas cowboy moved to Wyoming. One day he goes to a bar, orders three mugs of beer, sits down in a booth and starts taking a sip from each mug. After a while he drank down all three mugs of beers and went and ordered another triple. The bartender looks at him and says 'hey Mister, those beers would stay much fresher if you ordered them just one at a time.' 'That's OK,' said the cowboy, "you see, I have a brother in Arizona and one in Texas and we agreed to drink this way.' The bartender thinks this is a bit peculiar, but hey, it does not bother anyone. So, a few months pass by and every time the cowboy comes in he orders three mugs at a time.

One day the cowboy orders just two and the bartender is taken aback. 'I'm sorry to see one of your brothers has passed away' he says. The cowboy looks a bit perplexed then smiles and says: 'oh, we're all OK, but my wife and I joined a Baptist church and she and I quit drinking.'