From our friends across the pond.

Barak Obama and David Cameron are
shown a time machine
which can see 100 years into the future.  They both
decide to test it by
asking
a question each.

      

Barak goes first. “What will the USA be like in a 100
years’ time?”
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives
him a printout. He
reads it out

"The country is in good hands
under the new President.
Crime has gone down. There is no conflict. The economy
is healthy. There are
no worries”

      
David thinks “It's
not bad this time machine, I'll have a go at that”.
So he asks: “What will
England be like in 100 years time?”

The machine whirs and beeps and
goes into action, and he
gets a printout. But he just stares at
it.
      
Come on David” says Barak,
 “What does it say?”
     
David
replies,

“Buggered if I know!....
The bloody thing is written in Arabic."