An elderly Florida lady did
her shopping and,
upon returning to her car,
found four males
in the act of leaving with
her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags
and drew her handgun,
proceeding to scream at the
top of her lungs,
"I have a gun, and I
know how to use it!
Get out of the car -
NOW!"
The four men didn't wait for
a second threat.
They got out and ran like
mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken,
then proceeded
to load her shopping bags
into the back of the
car and got into the driver's
seat.
She was so shaken that she
could not get her key
into the ignition. She tried
and tried, and then
she realized why.
It was for the same reason
she had wondered
why there was a football, a
Frisbee, and two
12-packs of beer in the front
seat.
A few minutes later, she
found her own car parked
four or five spaces farther
down.
She loaded her bags into her
own car and drove
to the police station to
report her mistake.
The Sergeant to whom she told
the story couldn't
stop laughing. He pointed to
the other end of the
counter, where four pale men
were reporting a
carjacking by a mad, elderly
woman described as
white, less than five feet
tall, glasses, curly white hair,
and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
Moral of the story?
If you're going to have a
senior moment...
make it memorable
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