Wishful thinking from a friend.
THE PERFECT
DAY – January 20,
2017
1.
President Marco Rubio and Vice President Carly Fiorina are sworn into office.
2.
In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting
to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as
Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson
announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is
hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They
are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud.
Government’s costs for public healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare
insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move
saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S
improves 100%.
3.
Newly appointed department of Homeland Security Chief Donald Trump announces
the immediate deployment of Troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control illegal
immigration and the immediate deportation of illegals with criminal records or
links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security ID’s are
required by every American citizen. Birthright is abolished. All
immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American
citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions
of dollars. Several prisons are closed.
4.
Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Ted Cruz
eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama
administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.
5.
Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Rand Paul announces the
abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return
form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two
pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Taxpayers billions
of dollars and increases tax revenue.
6.
Hillary Clinton is in jail, where she belongs. Her cell is directly
across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for ‘Hate
Crimes”. She bitches at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell
in what some might call cruel and unusual punishment.
7.
Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly
across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al
Franken. They meet for tea every day at ten and discuss the success and
benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world. They also
wonder when the “Mothership” is going to pick them up and return them to their
home planets.
8.
Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans, doesn’t try to satisfy
the needs of every person on the planet, doesn’t require a degree in nuclear
physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7 except it is easier to use.
9.
Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his
homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a
remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen wandering
through the jungle singing “Hakuna Matata” with a chimp named Commie.
10. Oscar Meyer
announces the introduction of a new cholesterol and fat free pepperoni that
tastes just like regular pepperoni.
12. A committee
is not established to determine what is causing global cooling.
Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.
14. Dead people
are no longer allowed to vote in Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in
the State of Illinois.
And this my
friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!!!!!!